Ogre Shadowdancer
By Radon
Table of Contents
Introduction
Ogre Shadowdancer Skills
Ogre Shadowdancer Items
Ogre Shadowdancer Start
Ogre Shadowdancer Hideouts
Ogre Shadowdancer Juking
Thanks
IntroductionKonichiwa! I'm sure you've heard of the Ogre Shadowdancer already. No? Then let this be your lesson. Over the decades, we've developed several strategies which involve letting your shadowdancer live. This is not for the weak-minded, we have been notified of several strange suicidal attempts after reading this. We strongly urge you to take a glass of whiskey and weed (mix thoroughly) before reading this so that this does not happen to you.
Alright, let's start off simple. Pick your builder.
Do not confuse with:
Congratulations. You are now a barely fledged shadowdancer. Barely fledged I say? You don't like that title? Then keep on reading, my good sir, for this will change your Island Defense experience. Once you learn the skills of the ninja ogre, you will be one with it. You will train together, eat together, and even sleep together. Good luck!
Ogre Shadowdancer Skills
Very useful skill. Use your anus spray against the titan when in sticky situations. A good way to use this is running up to the enemy, letting one rip, and smack him a few times. This will increase your damage resistance dramatically.
A secondary to your anus spray, yet equally useful. Use when you want to hit an enemy. Use your blood lust, run up to them, hit them once, retreat. Preferably in the trees or behind a large boulder.
Right-clicking the auto-cast is for fools.
Ogre Shadowdancer Items
Very useful. Your ninja may call upon a mystic turtle for guidance. Throw it to the titan as if it were a dog. Woof.
Ogre Shadowdancer StartGood, you've picked your ninja. You are now a somewhat fledged shadowdancer. When you begin, run to the place your spirit guides you. Obviously, it will be somewhere where there are trees, because those are where spirits live (
DUH). Build your small huts and establish a village. Your fully male society will be getting to work soon. Now, abandon them. Yes, that is correct. Abandon them before they latch on to you and see you as a father figure. Run, run where your ninja feet can take you!
In case that they do follow you, get rid of them. You don't want any hints of your whereabouts. Smash them in the back of the head while they aren't looking, and hide the body. This is easily done with a bag of lime and a shovel.
It should look somewhat like this.
If the titan comes to destroy your men, let him not. Have your men slit their throats with dignity (AKA Detonate). After that, establish more villages where your men may continue their quest (choppin' wud).
Ogre Shadowdancer HideoutsGreat, you are now an almost fully fledged shadowdancer. Although few of the millions, all of these hideouts will help you along your way to becoming fully fledged. Now, go!
The ninja prowls the high trees, stalking it's prey.
The ninja is now one with the coral.
YOU WILL NEVER FIND THE NINJA! BUAHAHAHAHAHA!
The ninja has become a magnificent coral!
The ninja is in the titan's home, bangin' his wife.
Ogre Shadowdancer JukingThe art of juking. Beautiful. Block your 3-way (lulz) paths with walls. Do not upgrade them for they will harm you one way or another. When the angry titan comes, use ESC to destroy all the necessary walls. Seconds after you leave and are out of danger's way, use ESC to destroy the remaining walls. The titan will not know you have not finished constructing your walls.
This.
Not a fully fledged shadowdancer? You don't know the meaning of the word...
ThanksLord_Kamakazie AKA FletcherCoal
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And you, the reader.
