Tulee is a shit who deserves to die

[madmax]

im sorry...
Im new to ID but after a couple of games i started to remember pll id seen playing be4. One of those pll was Tulee...
Be4 we started the ID game he told us to meet him at clan id1 and so naturally all those who had seen him win wanted to go see wat was up.
That is when the menace known only as tulee became known to me...
THIS is what he did first be4 we played in and were in the channel:
He told us he was experimenting with us and that to press alt + enter at the same time
He then spammed invites at us and we all were accidentally invited. He then banned all of us and said if we didn't host games for him we wer banned for life and IP banned. After hosting his retarded Uther party which he ONLY winz caze he sets everyone against everyone else then destroys the last man standing, he saw a game on the host list named go to channel IFD for new id clan. He then goes there and hyjacks the entire clan right out from under the nose of the leader to be and insults him. He then discovers that the leader is retryng to start the clan up seeing that his friend Haloe is crucial to the clan being formed as he has 7 bots redy to be invited, he makes an alt account named haioe ( makes the i capitalized ) and wipsers To the clan leader saying ' Your friend Haloe as exited battle.net. ' the leader becomes distressed and logs off, ending the clans hopes of being born. AAfter saying hes the best ID player ever known and the MURS is his brother, we then start ID... and i thought he was bad out of the game...
It starts off with him saying he has to leave due to a fire. EVery1 starts panicking, and starts shouting at red, who tulee says he told red he had to go. AFter taking alot of shit, it is then reveals that tulee lied. After he spawns, he tells us that hes a demon and has no WW. He thens kills pink, punishes him and drives him crazy, booting him be4 pink has a chance to fight back. AFter this, with no gold, he then tells us that if we wish to gold every1 must TK green ( our gnoll ) and being stupid, every1 TKs green , starting a war. WHile TUlee sits back and enjoys the show, our whole team begins TKing every signle building of our allys. He observes and gives random comments, like to sit infront of an entrance of a builder with no escape ability and get them stuck. While this is happpening, iv managed to keep my cool and base. NOw due to the TKing, my friend blue has died. Tulee then deliberately suicdes his miniz at my base caze blue refused to say ' tulee is my god ' and right be4 they die unpunishes them to seem as if BLUE suicided. Red bans my friend and tulee only reveals this in private wipser to me. Iv had enough now. Despite my anger, my base had held him off the entire game. JUST WHEN I THOUGHT HE WAS UNABLE TO BE A BIGGER ASS, he then saves game and repeatedly pauses , causing my waller to die. Despite his gay tactics, he still cant beat me. THEN grey ( last baser besides me) is golding for like 5 mins. Im like WTF hoe kan he gold untill it dawns upon me 2 late. HE wipsered grey and said he could gold if he took advantage of the shared control ( red told us to do at the start ) and TP me to mid and die. I try to save myself but am too late, whereopen grey gets raped and tulee jus tlaughs at me saying the the biggest nube shit ever and squelches me.

I consider my self a strong person but im never playing ID again thanks to tulee and i say no1 shud play with him EVER. -Madmax

[Wall.Up]

Man that was a long post.  Just Ban Tulee & Don't play a game with him again.  That's what a lot of people do.

[Illumanus]

Chances are you probably suck at ID and tulee rickroll'd you.

 

[Murs]

yeah that sounds like tulee.

[BodyHammer]

Hahaha, that is easily some of the funniest shit I have ever heard of in a game.

Prickish?  Definitely, but that's why it's hilarious.  Still the tking thing, that really isn't Tulees fault, that's all the idiotic builders for actually being dumb enough to do it. ;P

[adam7979]

OMG DEMON!!! NO WW!!!

that's tulee

well, and you guys really listen to him by tk'ing green after all the shit and lies he threw at you ? glad you know it's "being stupid"

[Scuf]

Omg, i love tulee.

[BodyHammer]

What really cracks me up in games is when a titan will say "AFK 5 minutes" at the mound, and people actually still believe that crap.  I always lure them over to a wall set before golding, knowing they are watching, and just waiting for that moment he mysteriously "auto-attacks" a builder nowhere near his range.  How do people still fall for that crap?

Or the no WW thing.  A lot of titans still do that, and without fail, there's always someone who believes it.

[Striker]

Why do all the people who post essays have no clue how to spell, or format.

[BodyHammer]

Why do all the people who post essays have no clue how to spell, or format.

i not sure but i tink it hav sometin 2 do wit the fact that when dey cum on her they dun rly know exactly wut they want 2 say n so they come on and go OMG MAIK POST I SO ANGRY n den dey start posting alot with angry words 2 talk about wut happen n stuff but dont rly tink everything thru so it ends up comin out all garbled and hurrf durfff durrrfff b/cuz dey don care 2 much about format n stuff liek dat only wut dey gotta say ya kno  so mebbe wut dey need 2 do is jus calm down mebbe a lil bit n tink clearly wut point dey wanna convey n den vry calmly put it down in post form so peepholes kin read there wurds n understands thems better tho i dun know if dat wil halp soz mebbe dey just need to get hooked on phonics taped n listend to em

[Murs]

road warrior best mad max movie.

[Red]

I + karma tulee everyday for eternity now. <3tulee

[Aflacduck]

He then discovers that the leader is retryng to start the clan up seeing that his friend Haloe is crucial to the clan being formed as he has 7 bots redy to be invited, he makes an alt account named haioe ( makes the i capitalized ) and wipsers To the clan leader saying ' Your friend Haloe as exited battle.net. ' the leader becomes distressed and logs off, ending the clans hopes of being born.

Brilliant. L O L.

NOw due to the TKing, my friend blue has died. Tulee then deliberately suicdes his miniz at my base caze blue refused to say ' tulee is my god ' and right be4 they die unpunishes them to seem as if BLUE suicided. Red bans my friend and tulee only reveals this in private wipser to me.

I've done this before.

[Zen1400]

What is with the entire beginning with tulee, why the hell would you be forced to go play uthers when you want id that's all your fault.

[Ice_Defender]

I think I met tulee, but not like that

[AoW_Hun7312]

Tulee just tooled you.

[Emo]

Fucking epic.

I love Tulee.

[Striker]

lol. I love these comments. The person who started this probably thought tulee would be banned or something.

[AoW_Hun7312]

Chances are you probably suck at ID and tulee rickroll'd you.

 

Did I hear chocolate?

 

[Illumanus]

Chances are you probably suck at ID and tulee rickroll'd you.

 

Did I hear lolurl

 

Did i just pwnt your rickroll with an antiscript? O I think I did.

[AoW_Hun7312]

Chances are you probably suck at ID and tulee rickroll'd you.

 

Did I hear lolurl

 

Did i just pwnt your rickroll with an antiscript? O I think I did.

Lies.

[Emo]

For all you noobs who clicked on his link, learn to use tinyurls.....

http://tinyurl.com/24twtn

Make it

http://preview.tinyurl.com/24twtn

[Ryld]

Rofl Tulee is classic.  Blame the morons who went along with him not tulee.  Although some of the stuff is a bit mean, it is nevertheless fucking hilarious. 
  Hahahahaha was even funnier second time.  Good stuff, I wish I was there.

[Rczapla67]

Although I can't stand him, and usually get out of hand, he's pretty funny. Especially when he gets tooled by us.

[Revengez]

It is very simple, /squelch tulee or w/e. I've hear a lot of people complain about this kid, never met him, hearing all this shit i don't think i wanna. He can't force you to do anything, don't quit island d cause of this kid, just keep playing.