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BodyHammer
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« on: September 10, 2008, 06:53:36 AM »

We all have moments one in awhile where we're either distracted, or just plain not paying enough attention and do something incredibly stupid.  Mine was last night.

As Radio, I immediately get my factories up and workers placed, then destroying all feed without titan finding me.  Losing no time and getting this done as pro and efficiently as anyone possibly could, I then run over to the mound and wall up quickly, seeing titan at bottom right feeding, I charge the mound.  I remember thinking "Mm, here's my overload and a freeze already" then BAM, I'm dead.  It turns out, within the first 30 seconds while I was busy setting up my factories and glancing over at the tv, like an idiot I somehow missed the fact that titan netted an early mini.  I.  Never.  Saw.  Anything.   -.-

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« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2008, 11:23:25 AM »

And you didn't even use shield!
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« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2008, 12:08:13 PM »

Quite a few month ago I took magnataur in a pub game.
I came on the genius idea to wall all close spots on the map so everybody could easily survive and have fun fun fun. I put my shelter in a hideout and started working. Wall wall wall, I had 3/4 of the close spots walled but meenwile most other builder noobs died beside 1 or 2 I couldn't rely on to base. So I thought I'd just play a little hide and seek. However I now had six minions on my ass and managed to run quite successfully by using all escape abilities I had and the walls I had allready placed. But then it happened. A minion eyed me. I wanted to deto my pizzle, build a shelter, build another pizzly and detonate it to get rid of it.... but... where did I place my shelter? On the mini map I had so many buildings and I didn't remember where I placed the pizzle! And the minions were after me! I ran wile searching the whole map for the fucking pizzle. Failure. They surrounded and killed me :/ Kind of self ownage <.<
Later I checked replay and saw I placed the pizzle south of middel.
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« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2008, 02:57:49 PM »

yesterday i was nature and i tried to fruit trap a mini and then while i tried to fruit trap i realized that i had just gotten the keyboard i was using and the keys were too solid and new for fast microing
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« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2008, 04:54:04 PM »

Late game, I was morphling, sitting in the only remaining base
I needed some lumber, so I switched back to builder form, since I was out of nuke range anyway.

So I'm merrily lumbering, only a while later, I notice a white moving dot across the minimap. Turns out, my builder got the idea into its head to run straight out of the base and start trekking across the map. Fortunately, the titan and minis were somewhere else and I got back to the base safely
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« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2008, 05:09:58 PM »

I have some really good ones...but I can't remember them...Ill get back to you guys.
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« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2008, 05:12:41 PM »

I was satyr and some dude was in trouble so I was going to wall minion in to help him.

But I forgot to build a den and stood there, then titan pearled I almost died....

I dashed away ofc....
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« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2008, 05:30:28 PM »

I was nature and started wall walking the titan, teasing him. Windows Vista decided to rape me and sent me a convinient pop-up. "Your Adobe Acrobat needs an update." Faggotry.
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« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2008, 06:09:19 PM »

Haha, I once attacked a minion, with my builder, thinking it was my hunter. My friend was trying to feed me this really yucky cranberry/soda water drink that tasted like rotten lettuce, but it was more than less, me being silly and not watching.
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« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2008, 03:33:46 PM »

I have several of these...T_T One time as Ogre titan teles back and I leave my golding thingy on auto,so I blood lust and get out of there. Titan starts chasing another guy my builder goes to gold I'm thinking WTF so then i keep trying to go back to safety when I end up moving back and forth on one spot trying to make it to safety and the gold pile. So i ended up making my builder do a little dance back and forth on a small area i ended up dead. Another ogre experience was I got wind wanded I spammed my fart button while up there waiting for death, I was NOT going down without a fight so I fart instantly when landing and run out of there, with titan humiliated letting me escape. I earned the title "farty man" in that pub. Also i died as mag once thanks to a lucky Syph wave....
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« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2008, 05:12:31 PM »

Once upon a time, I was a demon. I made a nice little summon and was sending it to attack a minion so i could wall it in. But DIOS MIOS! I didn't click the summon! And thus my builder waddled on out where it was eaten by the minion.
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