Why does everyone hate satyr?
Because satyr is a class where you rarely contribute anything and untimely and unlucky deaths tend to happen.
In my own thought, satyrs should be running around the map denying the titan of their feed. I see most public satyrs are just golders and nothing but golders. When they have over 100 gold in 10 minutes, they go tech and barely do anything after that. Poke the moinion a couple of times, sure. Unlucky deaths tend to happen because people are scared of what might happen when they poke the titan.
You can do much better on the guide, and I do like that you mentioned out "Play visible, it lets you live longer." Most people think because satyr is invisible, he is a god. (He is sort of, but not invincible.)