PoNy's Guide to calming your ass down or attempt to.

PoNy's Quick guide to calming your ass down

We all know when you start to rage it requires you to type.

Typing takes precious time away from you when you could just sit there and make a wonderfully
delicious piece of toast.

Here are some tricks to keeping your ass calm.( since we do have so many people crying in games)

Reasons for Rage

1.Firstblood
2.Minion suicide
3.Titan suicide
4.Builder suicide
5.You died
6.Someone stole your seed
7.Someone Tked you
8.You got blocked
9.Lag
10.The opposing player or ally has insulted you or your family specifically your mother
11.Punished as minion.

A. How to deal with 1,4, and 5

So you start the game then some unlucky kid gets killed and enslaved into a minion.

The average response from players would be to Rage in all chat, then insert this key command without chat up

Alt + Q + Q or Alt + F4 which terminates the game resulting ina leave.

What you should do is to think of it this way.

1. Itsa level 2 minion(free 45 gold).
2. I'm a baser I can hold out for 30 minutes or less np.
3. I'm a waller or support builder I can support one of the other basers to victory.
4. I can just nuke dodge or wall walk all day no problem here.
5. I'm a good minion no problem here.

If you can do neither of the suggestions suggested above then just go afk ina seed and hope for the best.

B. How to deal with 2,3,5

So you trusted this random public player and he suicided his minion you just obtained and work your ass off for.

The average response would be a lot of trash talk among the two and the titan using -kick on the player.
After wards if the titan is the host he would mute or kick/ban the player as well.

How to cope with this situation

1. I'm good and fed, that minion was in my way cause it phat like (Players name).
2. Damn this is just a game I can duke this out and hope for better luck next time.
3. W/E he is about to get nuked down anyways.
4. Time to try win with afk tactics. (in all chat) O poopy fish is drowning afk.
5. All good I have # other minions ready for action.
6. W/E he just got banned from bot/host.

C. How to deal with 6,7,8

So you pinged first and some one came and took your seed. Nothing big, but it sometimes ends up badly
with one person dead or kicked.

One of the players would call the other a "pro" or a "fagget" or similar words if not more offensive, either they TK all day
or one of them gives up and is mad all game.

How you should act

1.Find a diffrent seed, there is more then one in the game.
2.(If Tked) Ignore him he will probably stop, if he doesn't ask for a vote kick if the bot supports or just simply leaving.
3.(Being blocked) Use your escape ability or build ontop of yourself, if the blocker is tricky just leave.
4. No point argueing over such small things.

D. How to deal with Lag.

If the host is laggy leave, it is not worth it. Don't stay and complain all game about it.

If your lagging leave and fix your lag instead of using it as an excuse.

Others lagging, if their lagging bad you should be able to drop them.

F. How to deal with Insults.

So your in a internet Fight with this other guy who thinks he knows your mother or what not.

Ignore him, it might be hard when he is spamming your screen, but we all know he cares too much about this,
and he obviously stalks and makes lies about your family or is a total idiot making lies.

This guide was made for fun and because those ragers out there need to "Learn"

-PoNy

I didn't spell check this sorry if their are grammar errors or is hard to read.

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